@TheOnion. What idiot claims this?
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@MMarchioneAP “@TheOnion: Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob http://onion.com/1819OeI ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Part of the anti-health movement?
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@TheOnion: Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob http://onion.com/1819OeI ”@Dylan_Farr This must be dad!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seems like the vagabonds of#DTLA and Skid Row are world leaders in health#onthefullpathtostayingillanddyingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Should we swallow?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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