“@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | More Local News: http://onion.com/114T5XU ” @MsQueenEarth <3
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@courtney_WV@TheOnion Fun-Loving, Laid-Back Woman With A Bit Of A Nerdy Side Joins Online Dating Service http://www.theonion.com/articles/funloving-laidback-woman-with-a-bit-of-a-nerdy-sid,34395/ …
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Dunno who called it in, but I headlined
@TheOnion for the first time yesterday! "Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | More Local News: http://onion.com/114T5XU ” BRILLIANTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Definitely a trick. “
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I think I know this guy! Lol “
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@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | More Local News: http://onion.com/114T5XU ” Sounds like a good plan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@houseofnattles Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | Ok that made your father and I break up in hysterics! -
@AliceSroka Hahahahaha!
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@TheOnion haha this is a great ideaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | More Local News: http://onion.com/114T5XU ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@potato_saladmb@TheOnion Rae is happy to know that it is just not her that does this..
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@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters | More Local News: http://onion.com/114T5XU ” hahaha#oomfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Desperate Man Hands Out Résumé To Trick-Or-Treaters" If only we had any guisers this eve....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hmmmm, no I couldn't. Could I? “
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