“@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/1aIlV4k ” @ElizaWinston
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@francescalyn@TheOnion Was she going to admit the pink ombre bridesmaids dresses were his doing? I knew it.
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@TheOnion now this is awesome stuff dreams are made of. Best non aniversary gift ever would be fake divorce.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for shame on you, honest to god. I shouldn't have to explain thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/1aIlV4k ”@jtimberlakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/1aIlV4k ” Tee heeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Is this an ambiguous domestic violence joke? Huh.
@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica No One Will Believe Herhttp://onion.com/1aIlV4kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT @TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Herhttp://onion.com/1aIlV4kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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