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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2013

    NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonvillehttp://onion.com/1aHPT8O 

    8:53 AM - 30 Oct 2013
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      1. Jeff Westerman‏ @Sheojin 30 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion They should probably add a first

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      1. Andrew Saalmann‏ @Saalmann 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” OMG is this rock bottom??

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      1. Swaleh‏ @TikkaTikkaTaco 30 Oct 2013
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        Awesome idea! #parity “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”

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      1. Nick Smith‏ @n1smith4 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” hahaha

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      1. Michael McAllister‏ @BigMikeND 30 Oct 2013
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        Big news! “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”

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      1. Joey Kregler‏ @JoeyKregler 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” @SigmundBloom What football in hell might look like.

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      1. Steve Gonzalez‏ @SeveGonzo 30 Oct 2013
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        "@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O " Looks like Juice Williams has a shot in the NFL! @MikeOJabbattes

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      1. Matt aka Big Rich‏ @BIG_rich91 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” 😂😂😂

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      1. Jesse Faver‏ @J_FeverRising 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” might work if Tim Tebow is Mascot.

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      1. Mark G‏ @GoMark1974 30 Oct 2013
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        Ha! “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”

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      1. CV Digital Media‏ @CVDigitalMedia 30 Oct 2013
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        hilarious. “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”

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      1. Chase Engel‏ @CutToThe_Chase_ 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”

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      1. G-MO$ES‏ @MoJoMoMoGmo 30 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @Assasain_Lynch that'd be wild man, as if dal doesn't already have enough nfl & college teams lol

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      1. John Nolan‏ @johnnoley 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” @DJamesbutterly lolololol

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      1. Ross Allen‏ @RossthaBoss5 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” @jnagnagler68

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      1. Eddy Twyford‏ @EddyTwyford 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ”Another reason for Tebow.

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      1. Luke Firth‏ @firthsuburbia 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” @CarmieAdkins ha ha ha

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      1. Charles T Witt‏ @PugLoverCharles 30 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NFL To Add Second Team In Jacksonville http://onion.com/1aHPT8O ” @B_Tomagatchi

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