@TheOnion brave Americans everywhere proudly raise their Kelvar wireless mouses in salute #preparedandshit
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@TheOnion LOL some of us been living it round the clock for years! Nothing to see here folks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dispatch from The Great A.I., "Dammit! I was gonna start the war next week. Who the hell ... great ... well you ruined it. >:("Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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