@TheOnion @brettflix This is literally you.
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@TheOnion it's like this was written about me lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 27-Year-Old Lies About Every Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1dJIVDc // spot on! Parents knowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm actually 31 RT “
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@TheOnion: 27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1dJIVDc ” oopsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@AgQueue@kerryh921 I can relate to none of this. None of this, I tell you. -
@13monsters@AgQueue it's extra funny because I just got off the phone with them an hour ago
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@TheOnion: 27-Year Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1dJIVDc " Me in 5 yrs...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1dJIVDc ” funny, sad real sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion smart man lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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