“@TheOnion: You will be fired this week from your job at Staples just for taking home a bunch of office supplies | Horoscopes: @311JDR
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@TheOnion How did they know? I was so careful...first it was just a pen!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, it is stealing...DUH!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please do not worry about this. You can make friend with many who also not have job waiting the food stamp and unemployment checksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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