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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2013

    In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Waterhttp://onion.com/1dyhZ9k 

    8:10 AM - 27 Oct 2013
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    17 replies 99 retweets 51 likes
      1. Cristofer Dorante‏ @crstfrdrnt 27 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion pretty sure this was written by some french citizen #shower

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      1. OLΞUΔИИΔ ^_~‏ @Oleuanna 27 Oct 2013
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        I have to rt this again by the @TheOnion so bloody...funny The Onion's review of '12 Years A Slave' http://youtu.be/AYW9htw1DAw 

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      1. Kristin Harrison‏ @KristnHarrison 28 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k ” @jeffharrison818 🚿

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      1. John Moffitt‏ @JohnRMoffitt 27 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Don't people know that water is an acid?

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      1. Louis J‏ @louis108jms 27 Oct 2013
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        RT: @TheOnion In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water. What a disgusting pervert...

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      1. The Prof & The Kid‏ @professorandkid 27 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Didn't you people tweet this before? Recycled tweets....hmmmm. -P

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      1. Rob Martin‏ @RobTelematics 27 Oct 2013
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        Yep, true story! RT @TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k 

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      1. Elise‏ @Lisseb 27 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k ” So weird...

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      1. TNF Remote Recording‏ @TNFRemoteRecord 27 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Thanks for the morning laugh. Great way to start the day ... With a laugh, that is.

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      1. RED HERRING‏ @E36_Fabio 27 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k ”

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      1. Christopher Walsh Is Scarily Tired‏ @splunge2000 27 Oct 2013
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        .@TheOnion That's a weird trick! Do tiny bacteria hate him?

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      1. Dawn Blanc‏ @dawn_blanc 27 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion w/o reading that's a bath, shower, or a waterfight.

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      1. Chris‏ @CLDanielle 27 Oct 2013
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        So dumb it's funny. RT @TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k 

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      1.  🥃Wild Bill 🗣‏ @Wild_Bill_OU 27 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Local News: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water http://onion.com/1dyhZ9k ” I'm about to do this...

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