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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Oct 2013

    NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 

    4:30 PM - 25 Oct 2013
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      2. Albert Titus‏ @ahtitus 25 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KagroX “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” || How to get the GOP to fund NASA.

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      1. Sierra Mision‏ @siemision 25 Oct 2013
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        Sometimes it hurts how on point satire is. @TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 

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      1. Jeb J. Card‏ @ahtzib 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @rjblaskiewicz No, they'll just film it in the desert outside Las Vegas.

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      1. JohnnnyBONES‏ @JohnnnyBONES 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion darkly hilarious and makes me feel sad for us.

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      1. D.J. Miller‏ @space878 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion wow .. I'm just glad the gov is back, @NASA couldn't even tweet without funding

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      1. CoolCzech‏ @CoolCzech1 25 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” Wow. Such an ambitious schedule!

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      1. Dfg‏ @Dfg 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion 2056 First Ever Porn Shoot on Moon? @Brazzers @NASA

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      1. Morkie De Suede‏ @MarkyDeSuede 5 Dec 2015
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        .@TheOnion @peterkrupa It will be proof that NASA's "Muslim Outreach" mission has been accomplished.

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      1. spincatkitty‏ @Spincatkitty 27 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” Probably very likely

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      1. Steve Kabachia‏ @thatskabachia 26 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” #NRA

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      1. Bríd Conneely‏ @BridCph 25 Oct 2013
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        Bríd Conneely Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion https://twitter.com/theonion/status/393882370509897728 … How weird is this? Not Shooting the Moon, but mass shooting ON the Moon by 2055. Totally weird!

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        NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 
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      1. Tish Aguilar‏ @MommaTish 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Will it be in a nursing home on the moon? If not, I'm indifferent.

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      1. Derek Davis‏ @derekdavisMD 25 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” @derpsobeta

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      1. Travis Amengual‏ @tamengua 25 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ”

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      1. Jordan Sargeant‏ @jsarge99 25 Oct 2013
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        #Merica RT @TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 

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      1. John Hendrickson‏ @Rocktopolis 25 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” this is not funny.

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      2. Franko‏ @BlackFrancois 25 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ http://onion.com/1gNqwr9 ” @PatrickBertone

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      4. Franko‏ @BlackFrancois 25 Oct 2013
        Replying to @PatrickBertone

        @PatrickBertone it's called a joke w o w -voula

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      6. Franko‏ @BlackFrancois 25 Oct 2013
        Replying to @PatrickBertone

        @PatrickBertone it is no worries patrick ilu xoxoxo

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