MT @TheOnion "#WhatIf The avg gorilla-costume-wearing individual shares an estimated 100% of a human's genetic code." http://onion.com/1eNrS0A
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@TheOnion 100% seems a little high to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sylvio is the only exception.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha “When you look deep into his large, rubber-cutout eyeholes, you can tell that he’s really engrossed in contemplation,”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion another miracle of modern science.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@christophvel “
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@JBRUEGS “@TheOnion: "The average gorilla-costume-wearing individual...." http://onion.com/1eNrS0A ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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