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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2013

    Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacularhttp://onion.com/1eJHB0K 

    6:32 PM - 23 Oct 2013
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      1. John Clark‏ @johns_awesome 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://onion.com/1eJHB0K ” I really wish this was real

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      1. Christi Hart Madden‏ @ChristiAnnMadd 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://onion.com/1eJHB0K ” cheesy but clever

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      2. Nick Muldoon‏ @nmuldoon 23 Oct 2013
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        @MarioPrime Come clean, did you write this? RT@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacularhttp://onion.com/1eJHB0K 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Giovanni Colantonio‏ @MarioPrime 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @nmuldoon

        @nmuldoon @TheOnion I friggin' wish I did.

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      4. Nick Muldoon‏ @nmuldoon 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MarioPrime

        @MarioPrime @TheOnion Whoever wrote it has to have won a Punderdome or two

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Professor Hyde‏ @professorhyde 24 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I think DC is scary enough as it is.

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      1. KiztiM‏ @kiztim 23 Oct 2013
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        I would definitely go to DC for this RT @TheOnion Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacularhttp://onion.com/1eJHB0K 

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      1. Chris Turner‏ @turnerchris76 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://onion.com/1eJHB0K ” Amazing DC-themed all hallows eve puns.

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      1. Bill Bergen‏ @BasesAreEmpty 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://onion.com/1eJHB0K ”@Cebern75 They won't let this happen when he is out

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      1. jj‏ @DoomBuggy71 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion aww now that's racist

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      1. stchristopher‏ @stchristopher18 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion He should have been Pinocchio

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      1. Will‏ @ChillyLemix 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://onion.com/1eJHB0K ” 2 spooky 4 me

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      1. Philip J. Smith‏ @PhilJSmith67 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion This would not have been possible had Congress not worked so diligently to pass a short-term budget. Thank you #Congress!

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      1. Roberto Butler‏ @RobertoButler5 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Should have shown up as a Goldman Sachs Trader !

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