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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2013

    Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Pagehttp://onion.com/1eJENAG 

    3:35 PM - 23 Oct 2013
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    18 replies 81 retweets 92 likes
      1. Robert Wright‏ @RKWinvisibleman 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Sorry. Unusually for you, I thought this crossed a line into just poking fun at people with autism and wasn't funny. You're better

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      1. qld curlew‏ @suburp 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion oh my bad. the "#autistic reporter" is a whole series. OK then. #autism comedy. MAYbe.

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      1. qld curlew‏ @suburp 25 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion that's your 2nd take on #autism involving trains. not offended but maybe learn a bit more about it to vary the satire a bit? meh.

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      1. Abena Boamah‏ @beanieboamah 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. POTUS FOR LIFE‏ @TrumpTheHun 23 Oct 2013
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        Why is US subsidizing Amtrak?! MT @TheOnion Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Page http://onion.com/1eJENAG 

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      1. Katie Dennis‏ @K80Dee 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Page http://onion.com/1eJENAG ” Haha cute! #autismhumor

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      2. Susan‏ @Luindriel 23 Oct 2013
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        Heh heh @jillsmo look RT @TheOnion: Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Pagehttp://onion.com/1eJENAG 

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      3. (((Jill Smo)))‏ @jillsmo 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @Luindriel

        @Luindriel @TheOnion I SAW!!! Just like real life :)

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion was wondering who was offended by this true somewhere story. Now I know. People who get offended are usually offensive themselves

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      1. Michael‏ @Devilsmirk 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion hilarious!

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      1. Boo‏ @DogoRaca 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion People upset by this have clearly never seen news reports by your autistic reporter...who should replace Brian Williams, btw.

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      1. Canucks 6-4-0‏ @AngryCanadian88 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion As a dad to an autistic kid, this made me cringe and laugh. But mostly laugh. #funnyandtrue

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      1. fidget‏ @fidgetsfive 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Page http://onion.com/1eJENAG ” O how I can relate 2 this !!

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      1. TailsFiraga Sucks!‏ @TailsFiraga 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion As an autistic son who likes trains, I found this article very informative. Man, I gotta hit up that site now.

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      1. Jo C‏ @JoCash888 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Not cool to mock Autistic People- As the relative of an autistic child, I'm offended. #fail

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      1. sleepy in kansai‏ @sleepytako 23 Oct 2013
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        It's me! “@TheOnion: Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak's ‘Train Tracker’ Web Page http://onion.com/1eJENAG ”

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      1. Thomas Kika‏ @ThomasKika 23 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Not that this is without chuckles or mean-spirited at all, but maybe just avoid autism jokes on principle.

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