@TheOnion Absurd. How would we procreate if no one lived beyond 1 day. What a dumb article.
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Wish this happened! “
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@TheOnion@SKIPdaZIP I guess this means#ImdoingitwrongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I've been saying this for years RT
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@TheOnion lsqpplpp99= m OdsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We should hibernate all winter :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I knew it! “
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/17F3pFE ” Sounds lovely.#ineedsleepThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Cousin of death: "
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This explains alot... “
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