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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Oct 2013

    Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member

    9:33 AM - 21 Oct 2013
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    35 replies 333 retweets 148 likes
      1. andrew‏ @balding69 21 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member” @mimioj

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      1. andrew‏ @jacket506 21 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member” @bridgexobug

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      1. Sriram Balaji‏ @SBalaji5 21 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member” very insightful.

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      1. OliveOil_InCokeBottle‏ @KJ_to_The_Fella 21 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member” ....lol

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      2. Tyrion Lannister‏ @GoT_Tyrion 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion *whistling* @NiceQueenCersei @TheJLannister

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      1. Beau Christ‏ @bjberniscomedy 22 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion study shows married men more likely to beat their wife than bachelors

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      1. Beau Christ‏ @bjberniscomedy 22 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion study shows Grandmothers find most cases of rape involve women who "shouldn't have gone out dressed like that"

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      1. Beau Christ‏ @bjberniscomedy 22 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion study shows most cases of spousal abuse involve married couples

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      1. Kathryn Lewis‏ @kathrynlewis333 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion you don't say.... Lol

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      1. A to the J‏ @AJyouStupid 21 Oct 2013
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        Uhhhhhhh.... RT @TheOnion Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member

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      1. Karl Drucklieb‏ @karl_drucklieb 21 Oct 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member"

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      1. Evan McMahon (human)‏ @shiftydolphin 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion makes sense

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      1. Farrell FLOURNOY my 102 year young AUNT‏ @FLOURNOYFarrell 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion And I would also say 99% of all BULLYING starts within the home ,from one or both parents a sister or brother or other relative

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      1. hooky‏ @HookyGaming 21 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member” omg I'm can't believe

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      1. Daniel Shulkin‏ @daniel_shulkin 21 Oct 2013
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        BREAKING NEWS: “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member”

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      1. Byron Smith‏ @drbyronsmith 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion what does the other % consist of?

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      1. Jon‏ @dadiniowa 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion A recent 18 million dollar government study showed the vast majority of divorces were received by married people.

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      1. Xine Stone‏ @xinesuprna 21 Oct 2013
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        @theonion It's all relative

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      1. emily zisla‏ @zislaee 21 Oct 2013
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        Socking RT “@TheOnion: Study Shows Most Cases Of Incest Involve Family Member”

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