@TheOnion @OMagicFan1 its the Matrix
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@TheOnion I want the red and blue pill.
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane how would we ever become babies in the first place?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane It's never worth the effort... *yawn*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes no sense. How are humans supposed to reproduce them?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BernardKeane That explains all. Tony Abbott's being PM is just a dream come nightmare and I am still asleep yet to wake up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That explains this morning.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I believe it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/174qgOp ”#interesting#zzzzz#nightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/174qgOp ” // dafuq?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No wonder I'm always so tired.“
@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/174qgOp ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane That's all I needed to hear. Good night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane stupidest thing ive ever heard ofThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane at least without coffee#worktoliveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/174qgOp ” um... Say that again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Who did this study?
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane how would people have evolved then? I feel your research didnt pay offThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane The person or thing that wakes me up becomes my mortal enemy for the next 3 hrs. Now it all makes senseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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