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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Oct 2013

    God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humanshttp://onion.com/17yvcaS 

    11:05 AM - 18 Oct 2013
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    • Federica Consalvi Eric Indiana Fred Greg Slepak @taoeffect@mstdn.io Drew Hill BBY BWOY ~ Daragh Chris Nascimento Phoebe Rosen
    27 replies 230 retweets 106 likes
      1. Martin Casas‏ @MARTIN_CASAS 18 Oct 2013
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        I knew it. “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. Cliff Climack‏ @CliffClimack 18 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ” @TexasMike89

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      1. Chris Bertolino‏ @Chriskbertolino 18 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ” @Tyler_Curry89

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      1. Serina‏ @TheRealitsNina 18 Oct 2013
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        lmaooo “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. Joseph Brown‏ @stljosephb 18 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ” @themartybark

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      1. Chris Nascimento‏ @brewnas 21 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion The Onion makes me laugh out loud sometimes. Well done, The Onion. Well done. *rimshot*

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      1. Chase‏ @ChaseVerb 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I read that as hummus.

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      1. Nzube Iwugo-Godwin‏ @NzubeIwugo 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion And what was that?

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      1. Justin Sadle‏ @J_Sadle 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheTweetOfGod I demand an explanation RT: "@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. Disco Biscuit‏ @discobiscuit127 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @TheTweetOfGod ew dude.

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      1. Tony Grimsby‏ @tony_grimsby 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheTweetOfGod “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. tatere. 🦑‏ @tatere 18 Oct 2013
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        #AttackOnYahweh RT @TheOnion God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS 

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      1. MOB = March On Blue  🌊‏ @Crzy61RG 18 Oct 2013
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        I KNEW IT!! “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. Vuyani‏ @VuyaniMaAfrika 18 Oct 2013
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        @theonion funny as hell...pun intended

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      1. AAAAAHdam!!‏ @AdamandPeeve 18 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Hummus. He also occasionally eats hummus.

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      1. Ben Simmons‏ @Ben_R_Simm 18 Oct 2013
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        Guess this absolves Uruguayan rugby team stranded in the Andes “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ”

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      1. Brian Snyder‏ @Brian_ts118 18 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ” I can't wait to see the reactions to this on @litunbelievable

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      1. Justin‏ @OneOClockGun 18 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Reveals He Occasionally Eats Humans http://onion.com/17yvcaS ” @RichardDawkins :))

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