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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2013

    Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealedhttp://onion.com/18pT18p 

    11:43 AM - 17 Oct 2013
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      2. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JeffYoung With the GOP it was politics, "I'll show him!" "To bad abt the poor & middle class, they will have to just do without!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @JWaReesS

        @JWaReesS @TheOnion @JeffYoung Wait 'til the poor and the middle class see what PPACA does to them. Does Fearless Leader care 'bout them?

        7 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 18 Oct 2013
        Replying to @ZooMaster76

        @ZooMaster76 @TheOnion @JeffYoung Not 1 party is perfect! But 1 is always better than the other in representing the people/voters as a whole

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 19 Oct 2013
        Replying to @JWaReesS

        @JWaReesS @TheOnion @JeffYoung No, I disagree. Parties represent the people/voters they represent - not the whole. That is Rx for fail.

        4 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      6. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 20 Oct 2013
        Replying to @ZooMaster76

        @ZooMaster76 @TheOnion @JeffYoung I don't vote for just 1 party. I vote fo th right person, male or female. It doesn't matter abt race, etc

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      2. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JeffYoung The Republicans "GOP" was willing to sacrifice voters of th poor & middle class to get what they want, was it worth it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Average Politician‏ @PoliticiAverage 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @JWaReesS

        @JWaReesS @TheOnion @JeffYoung Politicians: If we get re-elected it was totally worth it!

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 18 Oct 2013
        Replying to @PoliticiAverage

        @PoliticiAverage @TheOnion @JeffYoung Now c, u-have just prove that u have not learned what it is to b a team player. Please stop dividing!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JeffYoung Until I see the melting pot of females & other peoples of color, I will not take the Republican Party to heart, really

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      1. JWS‏ @JWaReesS 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JeffYoung How can that GOP member insist on getting paid w/ taxpayer's money but would let us, fall by the roadside helplessly?

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      1. Gerald Blaum‏ @GeraldBlaum 17 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @JeffYoung It's on the internet, it must be true!

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      1. stephan branwhite‏ @damageforyou 17 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion or perhaps just slising and dicing before the cooking begins iluv my vegies do u the president says eat the red ones last

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      1. Taylor Reginald Fright‏ @TaylorWright19 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p ” Hahaha! XD Long live the Onion!

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      1. ILLBLOG.COM‏ @illblog 17 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Obama Speech on End of Government Shutdown - http://ow.ly/pVGd6  #shutdown #obamacare #debtceiling

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      1.  ❄MD ❄‏ @MDretweets 17 Oct 2013
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        @Van_Occupanther @JLC___ RT @TheOnion: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p 

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      1. Luke Tipton‏ @stipton82 17 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p ” / shhh don't tell @FoxNews

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      1. Abe‏ @blueandorange7 17 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao trolling at its best“@TheOnion: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p ”

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      1. Ed H. Moore‏ @EdhMoore 17 Oct 2013
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        “ #closebutnocigar"@TheOnion: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p ”

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      1. Juegos y los gatos!‏ @ArtrexisLives 17 Oct 2013
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        Trollin': RT @TheOnion Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed http://onion.com/18pT18p 

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