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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2013

    [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.”http://onion.com/16O8ejx 

    1:26 PM - 16 Oct 2013
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      1. Steven Mackay‏ @sdamackay 16 Oct 2013
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        When you've made @TheOnion, you know you've won the Internet for thday. #Oreo. @ConnCollegeLive http://onion.com/16gmOMQ 

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      2. Zarquon‏ @graening 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” @RileyRhoades

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      1. Pat Samanns‏ @psamanns 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” @Rye_Patrick

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      2. Kasey Heckelman‏ @KaseyHeckelman 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” @tbruns27

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      1. Karen Patterson‏ @KayPatt22 17 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” @zackmacg hmm...

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      1. MaryAnn Greco‏ @magreco01 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” I knew it!

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      1. Justin Oliverio‏ @RubberBandAtty 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx  @leynapalmer

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      1. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion This is dangerously close to the REAL news story. I know. I saw it on, well, uh, the news.

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      1. Chris Faulkner‏ @faulkner80 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident!" Yea it does!!! Everytime!

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      1. Jason C. Smith: Digital Design & Marketing‏ @JasonCSmith70 16 Oct 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.”http://onion.com/16O8ejx 

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      1. Tim Voss‏ @modart64 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Sure Oreos makes you a new man but the new man wants more Oreos .

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      1. Michael‏ @kerbleski 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” RIGHT!?!

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      1. Sarah Parshall Perry‏ @SarahPPerry 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion THIS is why I cannot keep these in the house. Even the dog gets to them and starts benchpressing my 4 yr old.

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      1. u42‏ @cungs1 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jess Haney‏ @jlhtwts 16 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.” http://onion.com/16O8ejx ” true story

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      1. J Williams‏ @j_c_wms 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion That's probably what the Republicans have been on for some time.

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      1. Outside Agitator‏ @FairwaysOfLife 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Ask KGB - he knows

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