“@TheOnion: Haunted Corn Maze Owner Has Another Conversation With Zombie No. 2 About Not Touching http://onion.com/16gggxV ”
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@bswrooster@EnterDelusion Relatable: RT@TheOnion Haunted Corn Maze Owner Has Another Conversation With Zombie No. 2 About Not Touching -
@TomSalamon@bswrooster@TheOnion We WILL touch you.
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@TheOnion He might need to go all Woody Harrelson on the zombies assThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Haunted Corn Maze Owner Has Another Conversation With Zombie No. 2 About Not Touching http://onion.com/16gggxV ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Haunted Corn Maze Owner Has Another Conversation With Zombie No. 2 About Not Touching http://onion.com/16gggxV ” Oh, that guy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Haunted Corn Maze Owner Has Another Conversation With Zombie No. 2 About Not Touching http://onion.com/16gggxV ” hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Maybe we get lucky next time?
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