@TheOnion Sugarcoating things doesn't become you.
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@TheOnion no truer words have summed up this messThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So what. Doesn't stop me from choosing to have an amazing life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well said, exactly how I feel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -now spit on me and call me trashThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion could say that about the entire planet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the system itself is fine, the problem is, at tho moment, it's being run by assholes elected by fat assholes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are the citizen of a humiliating nation wreathed in pettiness, sloth, rank stupidity & failure http://onion.com/16NQW5YThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with Obamacare!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mmmm America I fucking love it give me extra sloth with a side of stupidity because I'm heading to Walmart!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've always wanted to walk into the Senate, smile, and say "You're fired."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "And whether or not it is clear to you...the universe is laughing at you behind your back." -- DeteriorataThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please RT & support.URGENT:Time to save the oceans! Click here to help me in my causehttp://goo.gl/HytYEVThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JohnJHarwood Come on Yankee don't be sad just becuz your REPS are mad, uhuh! clap-clap stomp-stomp,uhuh,clap-clap stomp-stompThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, that tagline is what mom wrote in my last birthday card.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds like UKThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny and depressing. :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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