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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2013

    "You are the citizen of an humiliating nation wreathed in a miasma of pettiness, sloth, rank stupidity, and failure”http://onion.com/16NQW5Y 

    11:52 AM - 16 Oct 2013
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      1. Charlie Herndon‏ @CharlieHerndon 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Sugarcoating things doesn't become you.

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      1. Patrina L Porter‏ @chigrltp 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion no truer words have summed up this mess

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      1. Nola Cross‏ @NolaCross 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion So what. Doesn't stop me from choosing to have an amazing life.

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      1. Bill Lambert‏ @LambertBill 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Well said, exactly how I feel.

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      1. Bill Lambert‏ @LambertBill 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Snow Queen‏ @vintage_witch_ 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion -now spit on me and call me trash

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      1. mariya pylayev‏ @coolflatseltzer 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion could say that about the entire planet.

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      1. Bob Jewell‏ @thebobjewell 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion the system itself is fine, the problem is, at tho moment, it's being run by assholes elected by fat assholes.

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      1. Liz Spangler‏ @spizlangler 16 Oct 2013
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        Sigh MT @TheOnion You are the citizen of a humiliating nation wreathed in pettiness, sloth, rank stupidity & failure http://onion.com/16NQW5Y 

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      1. wilma armstrong‏ @meandmypuppy 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion with Obamacare!

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      1. Hunter‏ @huntertime10 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Mmmm America I fucking love it give me extra sloth with a side of stupidity because I'm heading to Walmart!

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      1. Kaela Rivera‏ @KaelaCubRIVERA 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I've always wanted to walk into the Senate, smile, and say "You're fired."

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      1. Dave Pool‏ @davepool 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion "And whether or not it is clear to you...the universe is laughing at you behind your back." -- Deteriorata

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      1. Angel B‏ @AngelBonline 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Please RT & support.URGENT:Time to save the oceans! Click here to help me in my causehttp://goo.gl/HytYEV 

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      1. d 'O'yle‏ @doyleclan1 16 Oct 2013
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        .@TheOnion @JohnJHarwood Come on Yankee don't be sad just becuz your REPS are mad, uhuh! clap-clap stomp-stomp,uhuh,clap-clap stomp-stomp

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      1. mixedspecies‏ @mixedspecies 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Hey, that tagline is what mom wrote in my last birthday card.

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      1. (((Wend Grimsdale)))‏ @gwenodine 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Sounds like UK

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      1. Mariela Janelle‏ @marielajanelle 16 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion funny and depressing. :(

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