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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Oct 2013

    [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?

    7:22 AM - 15 Oct 2013
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      1. Bob Arnold‏ @BobbyArnold 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this delays Black Note... @BellsBrewery “@TheOnion: Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. David Fertitta‏ @davidafajita28 15 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?” #EndThisNow

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      1. Stacy Davidson‏ @StacyDavidson 15 Oct 2013
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        #fuuuuuuuuuu! “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Spohnerism‏ @kspohner 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @khiquet

        @khiquet ugh... #thereisnogod

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      1. YardsKristin‏ @YardsKristin 16 Oct 2013
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        Ahh, The Onion! “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Nate Cecil‏ @RealNateCecil 15 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?” @IsaacBrown7 @FranklinandCal

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      1. Terry_Tech‏ @Terry_Tech 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OH now that's the last straw. "@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Michael Foreman‏ @mike4man393 15 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion The tree of liberty must occasionally be refreshed by the beer of patriots.

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      1. Lane Grace‏ @lakoostik 15 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?” Not my @BellsBrewery winter white...😨

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      1. The Great Hambino‏ @HeresWahldo_91 15 Oct 2013
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        "@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?" I agree with the last lady.

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      1.  ☘️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Brian Magee 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣 🇨🇦‏ @1BrianMagee 15 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion In #Canada that would have started a revolution

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      1. William Jones‏ @William75476143 15 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion looks like that affects us here in jacksonville as well. my dog says the taste of beer getting old. all i needed was the ok.

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      1. JR‏ @kayak_junkie 15 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion those son's of bitches have gone too far! To the white house!

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      2. Beefsquatch‏ @danstrong00 15 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production http://onion.com/1gHufEd  #WhatDoYouThink?”@Buck2001

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      3. Jason Beatty‏ @Buck2001 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @danstrong00

        @danstrong00 now the shut down is going to affect me! No new beer!

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      1. Logan Bedell‏ @LogDog6 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Unless the govt. doesn't open up in time for the 12 Dogs of Christmas Ale, I'm staying out of it.

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      1. Angel B‏ @AngelBonline 15 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Please RT & support.URGENT:Time to save the oceans! Click here to help me in my causehttp://goo.gl/HytYEV 

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      2. Rich Reilly‏ @itsreallyrich 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion (as John Belushi in Animal House) Okay, now I'm REALLY mad.

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      3. Carl Bergquist‏ @OahuSwede 15 Oct 2013
        Replying to @itsreallyrich

        @itsreallyrich @TheOnion Senator Bluto Blutarsky needs to make Gang of 12 a baker's dozen; #shutdown would end & Cruz would be Niedermayered

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