.@lzelenko I bet he missed you! “@TheOnion: John Boehner’s Wife Calls For Her Shutdown King To Come Back To Bed http://onion.com/1cm5rig ”
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@TheOnion Now that's a shutdown that Mrs. Boehner must pray for every day. Who wants the spray-on tan to transfer?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hope she's not young enough to produce more Hellspawn, I mean GOP members. :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ok, that's weird.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Boehner's boner's on furlough" Oh man, that comment just made my day! Is the boner orange too?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"At press time, Boehner was mumbling 'not now' under his breath." (
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@TheOnion: John Boehner’s Wife Calls For Her Shutdown King To Come Back To Bed http://onion.com/1cm5rig ” hahahaha. Omg.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its the "under his breath" stuff thats scary...like being in bed with Jim BeamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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