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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Oct 2013

    Michelle Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimental, More Generous’http://onion.com/19HOpXB 

    1:45 PM - 13 Oct 2013
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      2. Nica‏ @Monica4Peace 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Disrespectful.

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      3. Suzanne‏ @sucum1 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @Monica4Peace

        “@MonicaBisgaard: @TheOnion Disrespectful.” I agree Monica!

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      1. x~*KOLBY*~x‏ @kolby386 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

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      1. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion No shutdown there

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      1. Krystle‏ @KraveAwmack 13 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: I was just telling friends yesterday how the onion has gotten disappointing as of late. ’ http://onion.com/19HOpXB ” @play_gurl69

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      1. NurseP  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @HesMyPres 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @marieclaire We really don't want to hear about the Obama's sex life.The first lady should have more class than to discuss it.

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      1. DELETED‏ @finditandkillit 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I have never been more skeptical, more nauseated, more flaccid.

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      2. Nica‏ @Monica4Peace 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion For clarity, the Onion makes this stuff up. Michelle Obama would NEVER do this interview. 2nd swipe at FLOTUS this week. Shame.

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      3. Fonda‏ @fondapac 18 Oct 2013
        Replying to @Monica4Peace

        @MonicaBisgaard @TheOnion really ?? You didn't know they made this shit yup ❤️

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      4. Nica‏ @Monica4Peace 19 Oct 2013
        Replying to @fondapac

        @fondapac I know that it's satire. That's not my point. My point is that the family of the president has traditionally hands off It's TACKY

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      1. Fonda‏ @fondapac 19 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion thank you!! Yes!! They are über tacky!!

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      1. Cortney Weinbaum‏ @cortney_dc 14 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion: That's just wrong. Bad Onion. Bad bad Onion.

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      1. Mark Nelson‏ @mnelson_mark 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Javier Orman‏ @javierorman 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion this is incredibly funny. Genius minds at work

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      1. wilma armstrong‏ @meandmypuppy 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion way too much info! not quite the image for a First Lady but wait we are talking about M Obama so I quess yeah "trash" that suits.

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      1. Susan Flanagan‏ @suraaldy4 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion ?????????????????

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      1. Suzanne‏ @sucum1 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion : I am not sure I want to know that much about the First Lady and the President sex life !! What about privacy? #marieclairemag

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      1.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿kenny brown 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @kennybrown131 13 Oct 2013
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        Outrageous RT @TheOnion: Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimentalhttp://onion.com/19HOpXB 

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      1. linda‏ @linda4105 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Who really gives a shit! Don't believe it anyway.

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      1. Debby Mac‏ @mcalister_debby 13 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion TMI

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