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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2013

    Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companieshttp://onion.com/1g3DaSw 

    6:35 PM - 10 Oct 2013
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      1. Miranda‏ @Miranda9er 12 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True for me: “@TheOnion: Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://onion.com/1g3DaSw ”

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      1. Eric Potter‏ @EBPotter 11 Oct 2013
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        RT“@TheOnion: Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://onion.com/1g3DaSw ”

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      1. Colleen R Costello‏ @CollCostello 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion oh I've hated insurance co.s a long time. Now more than ever. Yes you UNUM!!

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      1. George‏ @NewJerseyGeorge 10 Oct 2013
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        Satire or truth @TheOnion: Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://onion.com/1g3DaSw 

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      1. © Richard Nabstedt‏ @Bennyfloydd 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion The odd 4-year bout of Black Death just may be what we need to keep us focused. Worked in Europe. #AmericaTheBellyfull

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      1. C H E R Y L‏ @BonzaiTravel 10 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://onion.com/1g3DaSw ” only in #Merica

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      1.  ✨Kihu ✨‏ @KihuBlue 10 Oct 2013
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        @Itreyu @TheOnion lol the onion says it best

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      1. DebbieWasserpersonSchultz‏ @DWasserpersonS 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion STFU, Onion!! That is the whole point of Obamacare. We want to cancel all private insurance and go to 1 payer govt healthcare.

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      1. Dominick Ianno‏ @dominickianno 10 Oct 2013
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        Well played, Onion! “@TheOnion: Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://onion.com/1g3DaSw ”

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      1. roswitha schäfer‏ @jeany555 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Incredible, that a "modern State-Combination" like the USA, all the time with uninsured peope - health only for the rich?

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      1. Seth Trueger‏ @MDaware 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @GlennF in fairness, ACA protects enrollees from insurer abuses: essential health benefits, medical-loss ratio, no rescissions…

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      1. Peter Wilkinson‏ @sbcpetew 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion welcome to the future, the insurance company's arnt prob too concerned, the government will force them to buy it anyway.

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