@TheOnion No shutdown there then.
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@TheOnion after the article I just cannot view@BarackObama the same way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This will appeal to their humour and intellect, I bet. I laughed out loud - genius, Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Seriously? I have lost the sliver of respect I had for Mrs Obama. Definitely not (first)lady like!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank God that was from you! I almost wanted to bleach my eyes for a second.It would be as bad as hearing about parental sexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm gonna have to block you
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@TheOnion#ABigFatTMI why do we need to hear this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion EwwewwwwwwwwwwwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "We have this little thing where I watch him get an election, whilst I stuff my ballot box"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Michelle Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimental, More Generous’ TMI MicheleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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