@TheOnion PLUS the pitiful US Government doesn't have to pay to bury them after they "die". Bonus for bionic soldiers.
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@TheOnion TODAS LAS SECTAS QUE PROMUEVEN EL ODIO RACIAL O LAS GUERRAS DEBEN ABOLIRSEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#worldmentalhealthday "@TheOnion: Military Unveils Bionic Super Soldiers Capable Of Withstanding Mental Toll Of War http://onion.com/18Q4vkW ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's only a matter of time that robots will replace humans in war However someone has to control them Learn how tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@APB_ESQ truth hurts doesn't?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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