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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Oct 2013

    "Sometimes we’ll just do oral, or we’ll only use our hands. Anything that breaks the routine." – Michelle Obamahttp://onion.com/1amNqyc 

    10:18 AM - 9 Oct 2013
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      1. Paul Roberts‏ @MisterRoberts 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I am really convinced that people who reply to @TheOnion don't even know what TheOnion is. Except for me. People are dumb.

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      2. Renee Emery‏ @ReneeEmery5 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wait til Jay Leno &Fox News get a hold of this. Now we know for certain where his head is, definitely not on watch of his military @TheOnion

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      3. Drew Anderson‏ @dwanderson6 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @ReneeEmery5

        @ReneeEmery5 @TheOnion you're kidding, right?

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      1. JoJo‏ @JoJo1111969 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @darenpa72 she talkin bout rj? ;) @RJPadavona 

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      1. Brian Hare‏ @Bigempty77 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion disrespectful. Not funny

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      1. Big Al 666‏ @Big_Al_666_ 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion funny how everyone that took this serious disappeared as soon as they learned it was faux journalism.

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      1. Kristin‏ @Gymsiren 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I cannot WAIT to not read that. I just puked in my mouth a little. Thanks.

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      1. Pinky‏ @NJPinkSky 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion TMI!!!!! In other words, who cares??

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      1. Corrine Schleig‏ @coruckus 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion this article makes me throw up in my mouth..

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      1. Aghogho‏ @AghoghoU 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion This is grossly crap! President's wife talking like this? Someone is sick here!

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      1. Big Al 666‏ @Big_Al_666_ 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion love it. Wish it was true. If DC got laid more, we would have less problems. And yes, @Gizi81 you are a prude.

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      1. Heather Ann‏ @Itsheatherann 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I can't wait till I see this story on Fox...

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      1. Lady Geisha‏ @GEISHA_MANIA 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion TMI! xo

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      1. Sabdhio‏ @ssbo 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion kinky!!! Over share...

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      1. Alex F. Baldwin‏ @VerumVulnero1 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion This so wrong that I just can't stop laughing...

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      1. Basha‏ @bhklipa 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Oh yuck!! I can't stand seeing them with clothes on, vision of them naked is revolting.

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      2. Jerusalem is the Capitol of Palestine .  🇵🇰 🇸🇩‏ @MOHAMMEDFAS 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion awesome lol Shes Kinky Lol

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      3. Jerusalem is the Capitol of Palestine .  🇵🇰 🇸🇩‏ @MOHAMMEDFAS 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MOHAMMEDFAS

        @TheOnion actually that Shit Crazy

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      2. Chip Langan‏ @CLSportsNation 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Really? This is our First Lady?

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      3. Basha‏ @bhklipa 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @CLSportsNation

        @CLSportsNation @TheOnion Yes, unfortunately she is.

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