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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Oct 2013

    Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reachedhttp://onion.com/18NtOnx 

    6:03 PM - 8 Oct 2013
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      1. Joe Rockhead‏ @BiffSpliff 8 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”. Lmfao

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      1. Sarcastic Sunshine  🌊 🇺🇸 🌊‏ @DIYLifePlus Oct 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoshuaPondPDX

        So they are just tying a hand behind their back?

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      1. Bugsy de Trots-Jac‏ @JacobinTrotsky 10 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Ummmmm. the #Jackoffs might hold the leverage on that tactic

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      1. An American Patriot‏ @Ameriphil 9 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @ExposeRWNJs SIMPLY, BAD TASTE!

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      1. Bob Lesko‏ @boblesko 9 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” we will b allright

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      1. Sabine‏ @SabineM09 9 Oct 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx  #shutdown

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      1. Michael Achey‏ @NotoriousRGX 8 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached" it's sad when parody news has the ideas that would work.

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      1. Chris From Mpls‏ @CBfromMPLS 8 Oct 2013
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        Bahaha!!! “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”

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      1. Cinema Guru‏ @patrickvons 8 Oct 2013
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        That might do the trick. RT @TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reachedhttp://onion.com/18NtOnx 

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      1. Fabio Escobar‏ @ECCPhilosophy 8 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” see Lysistrata #eccpy110

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      1. VoteCeej‏ @VoteCeej 8 Oct 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx 

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      1. Kenneth Ofgang‏ @ofgang 8 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion @JeffSmithMO Can't wait to see this on Fox News.

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      1. Paul Osvald‏ @Crimson_Peej 8 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion Lysistrata?

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      1. moneyman10k‏ @moneyman10k 8 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion this is entirely offensive and inaccurate. those slimy bastards will continue to have sex regardless

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      1. Chris Burrows‏ @rotomonkey 8 Oct 2013
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        If only it were that easy..... “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”

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      1. DuttonJoshT‏ @DuttonJoshT 8 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” stand firm!

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      1. BossyMother‏ @BossyMother 8 Oct 2013
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        They must be over 40 #Lauer RT“@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”

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      1. Attila Gokbudak‏ @Tilly70 8 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I was afraid to 'like' this on Facebook, but I feel ok with RT'ing it. Surreal, isn't it?

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      1. Maggie McGee‏ @magsmcgee88 8 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion This was amazing. Y'all always out-do yourselves.

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