“@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”. Lmfao
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So they are just tying a hand behind their back?
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@TheOnion @ExposeRWNJs SIMPLY, BAD TASTE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” we will b allrightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT
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@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached" it's sad when parody news has the ideas that would work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bahaha!!! “
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That might do the trick. RT
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@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” see Lysistrata#eccpy110Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JeffSmithMO Can't wait to see this on Fox News.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lysistrata?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is entirely offensive and inaccurate. those slimy bastards will continue to have sex regardlessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If only it were that easy..... “
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@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ” stand firm!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They must be over 40
#Lauer RT“@TheOnion: Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://onion.com/18NtOnx ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was afraid to 'like' this on Facebook, but I feel ok with RT'ing it. Surreal, isn't it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This was amazing. Y'all always out-do yourselves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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