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@TheOnion lysistrata! -
@ChicagoAli@TheOnion Glad I'm not the only one to get the reference!
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@TheOnion what about anal sex?

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@TheOnion: "Until Congress figures out a budget deal, sex is off. And that includes oral sex and hand jobs, by the way."@LJcoolJ217 -
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@LJcoolJ217 strength of mind, my friend. Strength of mind.
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@TheOnion How about the shaft to the American public?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cigars too?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well done
@TheOnion, this may finally resolve the#shutdown: RT "Congressional aides withholding sex of any kind..."http://onion.com/1csmrWMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but then they'll never be in a good enough mood and just give in!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aristophanes would be so proud!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I read this one: it's called Lysistrata.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well that's one way to go about thingsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Amen! "
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