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@TheOnion Nobel Prize In Chemistry Awarded To Taft Middle School Teacher Mr. Ambler http://onion.com/1bRtOEa#chemistry#TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WOW! congratulations Mr. Ambler!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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