@TheOnion A well-placed asteroid?
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How The Government Shutdown Could End http://onion.com/1bReFTz
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@TheOnion these are plausible scenarios. Have your writers been furloughed? Re: How The Government Shutdown Could End http://onion.com/1bReFTzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion none of these things will ever happen lol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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