“The bill may pass, but the firstborn shall be ours" @TheOnion -http://onion.com/1e115xE
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@TheOnion Let's face it, that's funny, but in reality it would have been both kids... and the dog.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"The girl. Bring us the girl." RT
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This is a week old but so funny. “
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@TheOnion is this for real? Terrorism at its best and they called Obama a terrorist! hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Once again
@TheOnion nails it: Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal...http://onion.com/1e115xEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Story reads occult, headline reads pedophiles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GOP promises to continue disruption until the voters get it right and kick them outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama http://onion.com/1e115xE ” Classic by the onion as usualThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Cool new bargaining strategy“
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@TheOnion Such BullShit! You guys are great!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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