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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Oct 2013

    From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issuehttp://onion.com/15QJ2ov 

    11:40 AM - 4 Oct 2013
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      1. Conor Murphy‏ @_cmurph_ 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ” @frankie_swags

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      1. Spencer Zepelin‏ @irondirigible 4 Oct 2013
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        @Samushighwind “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”

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      1.  🎃SAMHAINTI↯VENIN 🎃‏ @kyleantivenin 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Triphibian shit, they can't even agree on the whole "get it on" debacle.

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      1. Blank‏ @niaveidiot 4 Oct 2013
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        @theonion I know a kid whose Mom won't have dinner for him on Friday if this doesn't end

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      1. Kong‏ @Wicker_Bin 5 Oct 2013
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        Wow. Classic. RT “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”

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      1. Dan Bell‏ @wdbell3 5 Oct 2013
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        The real reason we're in this mess RT @TheOnion "National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”

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      1. Simon Kiser‏ @SimonKiser 4 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ” @one_lucky_man

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      1. Barry Hanrahan‏ @wstemlibrary 4 Oct 2013
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        #wishfulthinking “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”

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      1. Ami Hedberg‏ @amimtns 4 Oct 2013
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        Vote Getuplican! RT @TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issuehttp://onion.com/15QJ2ov 

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      1. Nikhil Venkatesh‏ @NikVenkatesh 4 Oct 2013
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        Hilarious >"@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov "

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      1. TJL‏ @_T_J_L_ 4 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion always a favorite, one of the onions all time bests

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      1. Charles Rosen‏ @JustOneRosen 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why can't we all compromise? Don't they realize that you gotta get up to get down?

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      1. burgo49‏ @burgo49 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LMAO, yet sadly the current situation is just as asinine as this satirical debate

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      1. George Simpson‏ @GLSIV 4 Oct 2013
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        An Onion classic "@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”

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      1. MOB = March On Blue  🌊‏ @Crzy61RG 4 Oct 2013
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        @TheOnion I've been told the roof must be torn off this mother.

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      2. SetYourSnowFree‏ @snowbankbb 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Mr_Completely "a small grass-roots campaign calling upon party people not to get up or down, but simply to get it on." awesome

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      3. Mr. Completely‏ @Mr_Completely 4 Oct 2013
        Replying to @snowbankbb

        @snowbankbb have you read the one about the Mothership descending at the Hootie show? best Onion article ever contender. worth a site search

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      1. Trish‏ @munro202001 4 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ”@@kiviaho_1 @GenevieveLees

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      1. Rick Ringer‏ @rickringer52 4 Oct 2013
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue http://onion.com/15QJ2ov ” #humorneededthisweek

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