@TheOnion LMFAO, far reach, however at the same time sounds reasonable.
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@TheOnion WE NEED TO IMPEACH JOHN BOEHNER BEFORE HE DESTROYS OUR COUNTRYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO GET JOHN BOEHNER OUT OF OFFICE. HE IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT COUNTRYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Help me. Please, God, help me." — Boehner http://onion.com/GzLOZf ” pretty sure this is how meeting at WH wentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@koolking83 More tanning spray, bourbon, stat!#crybabybonerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not your best work. Usually your humor >> offense.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion After seeing that thing your daughter married, that's pretty obvious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what's the problem, that you need helpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The first step is admitting you have a problem... You're an American politician http://j.mp/1b2dSSE -
@TheOnion Democrats REALLY need to work on step ten:pic.twitter.com/qsyCJXGHY7
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