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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2013

    U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedownhttp://onion.com/18lUZpp 

    2:34 PM - 30 Sep 2013
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    • Riley Langefeld Caroline Russell Mary Simon Fletcher Kerolayn Duglas Elayna H.Geiss Alex Piazza jake moskowitz Drewcula 🎃
    28 replies 382 retweets 117 likes
      1. Chad Fisher‏ @ChadFisher77 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Grab yer partner! RT @TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedownhttp://onion.com/18lUZpp 

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      1. grink ✨‏ @Grink 30 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ” @VaguelyFunnyDan

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      1. Barb‏ @Tangier14 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @zeppelindriver - yeeee haaww - it's after midnight edt - they've all turned into a bunch of pumpkins! Where's my carving knife?

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      1. Mikey Meiers‏ @Mike_Meiers 30 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Scott Jorgensen‏ @BaseCampScott 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Pimps up! Hoedown!

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      1. Rebecca Pinkus‏ @GreenspaceGirl 30 Sep 2013
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        This would be more fun than a shutdown. RT“@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Andrew McCracken‏ @AndddyMac 30 Sep 2013
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        Yes. 😂😂 “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Michael Giorgi‏ @MCGiorgi 30 Sep 2013
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        Uhh…not exactly. “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Matthew Brake‏ @mattybrake 30 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. SirOakleyPCHS‏ @SirOakleyPCHS 30 Sep 2013
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        Yee-ha, fella Suh'thenuhs. “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Mickey Keith‏ @mickey_keith 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Long overdue.

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      1. burgo49‏ @burgo49 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion LMAO! Thank you for making me laugh today

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      1. Dovah CosDev‏ @DovahDeviant 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion hootenanny! Hoedown! Hootenanny! Hoedown! #familyguy

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      1. Jonathan Gundlach‏ @jpgundy 30 Sep 2013
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        If only this were true ... “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ” #fb

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      1. James L. Walpole‏ @JamesLWalpole 30 Sep 2013
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        I'm game. “@TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown http://onion.com/18lUZpp ”

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      1. Real Mr. Plow‏ @TheRealMrPlow 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @JoshHelfferich That's shutdown, Ms. Litella.

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