Grab yer partner! RT @TheOnion: U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedownhttp://onion.com/18lUZpp
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@TheOnion@zeppelindriver - yeeee haaww - it's after midnight edt - they've all turned into a bunch of pumpkins! Where's my carving knife?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pimps up! Hoedown!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This would be more fun than a shutdown. RT“
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Yes.

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Uhh…not exactly. “
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Yee-ha, fella Suh'thenuhs. “
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@TheOnion Long overdue.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO! Thank you for making me laugh todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hootenanny! Hoedown! Hootenanny! Hoedown!#familyguyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If only this were true ... “
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I'm game. “
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@TheOnion@JoshHelfferich That's shutdown, Ms. Litella.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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