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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2013

    If you die in the shutdown, you die for real | What a government shutdown means for you:http://onion.com/18H1DqT 

    2:05 PM - 30 Sep 2013
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      2. Justiceforjay‏ @_JayForDays 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: If you die in the shutdown, you die for real | What a government shutdown means for you: http://onion.com/18H1DqT ” @DeaonLS

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Deaon‏ @DLSAZN 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @_JayForDays

        @JayJTheKidd just sent me the link in my last RT. Inform yourselves if you feelin oblivious.

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      4. Justiceforjay‏ @_JayForDays 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @DLSAZN

        @DeaonLS it's more then that of course. That just gives you the jist of things... The bigger picture is on CNN and shit

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      5. Deaon‏ @DLSAZN 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @_JayForDays

        @JayJTheKidd good enough while Im at work. That shit is crazy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. chuckw12‏ @Chuckw12 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No One gets through life alive.

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      1. Anne Kelsey‏ @AnneMKelsey 30 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: If you die in the shutdown, you die for real | What a government shutdown means for you: http://onion.com/18H1DqT ” @pace3amore

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      1. (((CZARKING)))‏ @CZAR__KING 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The best summary I've seen. Not sure if its good because I only looked at it; did not read. But it looked fantastic.

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      1. Cesar Dimas‏ @cesar25dimas 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Bill Brown‏ @leibniz1 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If any membr of your famly shuld die whilst in the shutdwn,put them outside.But remembr 2 tag them 1st for identifcation purposes.

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      1. Careful with That Axe, Syoko‏ @Blatch0 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion - "If you die in the shutdown, you die for real". Was I the only one that read that in Kirito's voice?

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      1. Just Meg‏ @megdropsoup 30 Sep 2013
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        Hahaha "@TheOnion: If you die in the shutdown, you die for real | What a government shutdown means for you: http://onion.com/18H1DqT ”

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      1. A P‏ @tinytweetingtot 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Hold politicians accountable for government shutdown! SIGN THE PETITION! http://wh.gov/lTP71 

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      1. Justiceforjay‏ @_JayForDays 30 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: If you die in the shutdown, you die for real | What a government shutdown means for you: http://onion.com/18H1DqT ” @kendalloxo

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      1. Brian Commeans‏ @briancommeans 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Gov't shutdown,no Breaking Bad...What the fuck????

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      1. Sharon‏ @SB_1986 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I sincerely hope the last point is true! Everyone in Congress needs to lose their current job!

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      1. Andrew Unger‏ @andyungermd 3 Oct 2013
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        @JonathanUnger_ @mbertucci @TheOnion

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