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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Sep 2013

    In one hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close http://onion.com/18CLFwi 

    5:01 PM - 29 Sep 2013
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      1. Mike O'Brien‏Verified account @mpoindc 29 Sep 2013
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        RT @TheOnion In 1 hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close http://onion.com/18CLFwi 

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      1. Mei Raley‏ @gmeiraley 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In one hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close." #BreakingBad

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      1. Wall Street Examiner‏ @Lee_Adler 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @RebeccaJarvis Quarterly estimated taxes (individual self employed) for Q3 up 33.7% y/y.pic.twitter.com/o0B4ITORoD

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      1. Alex Del Barrio‏Verified account @alexdelbarrio 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In 1 hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under Obama administration draws to a close http://onion.com/18CLFwi ” lol

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      1. Aggie  🇨🇦‏ @supalabtech 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Under Obamacare, Walter would have had his medical expenses covered and wouldn't have to cook meth to provide for his family ;)

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      1. KSR‏ @baby7billion 29 Sep 2013
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        KSR Retweeted The Onion

        @izzydavidtweets @MaraWritesStuff @Mooney24 #BreakingBad Story of struggle under oppression of Obama @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/384467896728293376 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        In one hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close http://onion.com/18CLFwi 
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      1. Angie Hafkenscheid‏ @BrangelinaHafky 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion :)

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      1. Nicole Adler‏ @nicoadd 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. TheRealJohnSeal‏ @TheRealJohnSeal 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion No doubt due to Obamacare mandates. @jaspergregory

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      1. Everett James‏ @everett_james1 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Thanks, Onion! I knew I could count on you for a laugh! #Onionsmakemecry #WITHLAUGHTER!

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      1. Ted Fatsman Parody‏ @HeDoneSaidIt 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion #4realz

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      1. Shari Romero Cheney‏ @ShariRome71 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion LOL! Hilarious!

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      1. The Movie Snob‏ @TheMovieSnob247 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Outstanding! Just outstanding guys ;-)

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      1. Erik Anderson‏ @EASports2825 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion just won the internet

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      1. King David Lane‏ @KingDavidLane 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion nope it takes place in 2007-2008

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      1. Bonnie‏ @KruegerBonnie 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion funny!

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      1. Colleen Cochran‏ @ColleenElizabus 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In 1 hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close http://onion.com/18CLFwi ”

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      1. Chris Griffiths‏ @50ShadesOfGriff 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In one hour, AMC's story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama administration draws to a close" #BreakingBad

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      1. Jasmine Sailing‏ @madamecp 29 Sep 2013
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        .@TheOnion Oh, if only Gary Johnson had become President and proven that even leaders can look like speed freaks...

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