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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Sep 2013

    In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruinedhttp://onion.com/160CxTw 

    12:31 PM - 29 Sep 2013
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    27 replies 316 retweets 80 likes
      1. Allen Groves‏ @UVADeanGroves 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love the Onion. "@TheOnion: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ”

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      2. John Evans‏ @bobtomato28 2 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought @TheOnion @debraruh only made up storieshttp://onion.com/160CxTw 

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      1. joan_marshall‏ @jmarsh4037 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I wish this were satire.

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      2. Ann‏ @thabbin 29 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RepSwalwell“@TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ”

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      3. Rep. Eric Swalwell‏Verified account @RepSwalwell 29 Sep 2013
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        @thabbin @TheOnion I'm confused. Is The Onion no longer a satire publication. This sounds too much like reality!

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      1. Jonathan Huffman‏ @jonhuffman 30 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion - wait I thought the Onion was supposed to parody our world, not report the reality we live in??

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      1. Jay B. Evenson‏ @JBEvenson 30 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion #boycottcongress Just ignore the bastards until the grow up

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      1. Jean-Pierre Blanchet‏ @JeanPierre_IG 30 Sep 2013
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        Ahah! Rions ce matin! RT @TheOnion Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw 

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      1. Mickey Keith‏ @mickey_keith 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion lol so tru. & all while the Senate and Executive could care less ... either way.

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      1. absenc_s‏ @Michael_Field 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion "Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined" The article is from 07/20/11. Still the same.

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      1. CAG‏ @cag99 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @LOLGOP House is too full of stupid people to know what to do.

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      1. eMAGINE.IT.ALL‏ @emagineitall 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ” LOL

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      1. Mark‏ @shiney_penguins 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ”

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      1. a Scott mess‏ @Scottacus25 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ” Not really satire..

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      1. David Kuczewski‏ @dkuczewski 29 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ” word

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      1. Angela Milanese‏ @AngelaMilanese 29 Sep 2013
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        Since when the @TheOnion has started to use real headlines?

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      1. JPS15‏ @joesamp15 29 Sep 2013
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        Ha! “@TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ”

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      1. Nick Masino‏ @NickMasino 29 Sep 2013
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        Truth N Sarcasm “@TheOnion: Focus: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should B Economically Ruined http://onion.com/160CxTw ”

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      1. Rob Devereaux‏ @robdevereaux 29 Sep 2013
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