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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2013

    Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentenceshttp://onion.com/18a7RP6 

    1:15 PM - 27 Sep 2013
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      1. Rachel Butler‏ @Rach_KB_ 27 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ” @snewms01 #editorproblems

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      1. Christopher Coppock‏ @ChrisCoppock 27 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ” @MTuftsSports @RevAndrewWright

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      1. Jonathon Ambarian‏ @JSAmbarian 30 Sep 2013
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        Oh dear. “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      2. Whitney Burbank‏Verified account @wpbf_whitney 29 Sep 2013
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        @MeluginKFOX14 thought of you :-) “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      3. Bill Melugin‏Verified account @BillFOXLA 29 Sep 2013
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        @Whit_Burbank HAHAHA, love it!!!

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      1. Alyssa Fisher‏ @AlyssaLFisher 27 Sep 2013
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        Too funny! “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      1. Scott Thigpen‏ @scottrthigpen 27 Sep 2013
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      1. Kevin Piaskowski‏ @K_Piaskowski 27 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      1. Aaron LaffertyWOODTV‏ @aaronlafferty 27 Sep 2013
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        @kenkolker could learn from him... RT @TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences: http://onion.com/18a7RP6 

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      1. Kelly Lynn‏ @gurl_pleaz 27 Sep 2013
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        Just sad. RT @TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentenceshttp://onion.com/18a7RP6 

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      1. Aaron Marner‏ @A_Mar32 27 Sep 2013
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        My next goal: beat this guy “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      1. What's Goin On‏ @lakecitygirl 27 Sep 2013
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      1. Kale Williams‏Verified account @sfkale 27 Sep 2013
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        :/ “@TheOnion: Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 ”

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      1. Susannah Snider‏Verified account @SusSnider 27 Sep 2013
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        :) RT: @TheOnion Student Reporter Hits It Out Of The Park With 5 Accurate Sentences http://onion.com/18a7RP6 

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