@TheOnion lol. Sounds like my ex.
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@TheOnion@TeodoraD23 my ex's name isn't MalcolmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's why I never use dating sites...Lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupid Profile" I know that guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bah!RT
@TheOnion: Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupid Profile...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupid Profile http://onion.com/15xt73HThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Newsflash: Liar on dating site....day 1 of all dating sitesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupidProfile http://onion.com/15xt73HThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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