@TheOnion you wife's name is dawn?
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@TheOnion definitely me LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion OR have sex and make lives!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want there to be an option to petition to have someone added to the kill list.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yho you got the energyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds like someone I know. But not me, of course. I've been nowhere near Dawn's crack. EwwwwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In that order?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@timrutledge9 this is why ur on twitter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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