@TheOnion this is brilliant.
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@TheOnion Does this come in a Commuter Train version? And does it include someone talking loudly on their cell phone? - 2 more replies
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@sben3 “@TheOnion: In Focus: New Sealy Mattress Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus http://onion.com/1amvJzf ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: New Sealy Mattress Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus http://onion.com/1amvJzf ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aw, thank you guys for my morning laugh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: New Sealy Mattress Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus http://onion.com/1amvJzf ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#F_O_L_L_O_W#Queen#Ahlam
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