"@TheOnion [American Voices] Study: Life On Earth Has 1.75 Billion Years Left http://onion.com/1b6I2UM #WhatDoYouThink?
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WHAT? Hurry! Empty bank account & party like Charlie Sheen!
@AdeleTachin@TheOnion PRT Study: Life On Earth Has 1.75 Billion Years Left - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Guess can't use this line any more: so much to do so little timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion better get a wiggle on then!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I better hurry, not much time left to plan my End of the World party.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion From our galactic perspective, human life isn't included in that calculation. Once humans are gone the rest of "life" has a chanceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think it won't be my problem when the ticking stops...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I prob won't be here then so doesn't really matterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG! I've so many things left to doooooooooooooooooo!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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