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@TheOnion How dare that woman attempt to get me to waste my sperm by spoiling it on unfertile ground. :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What?! Only one? (That's what your title implies anyway.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We're all guilty! RT
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Lol. Hey, it's Terre Haute! “
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@TheOnion You mean like putting some new paint on an old barn is not acceptable?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Have I mentioned lately that I <3
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Lol “
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Brilliance that is the
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@TheOnion Called pregnancy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh my god!! RT
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