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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2013

    ‘GTA V’ A Sophisticated Gaming Experience, Says Man Who Spent 3 Hours Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truckhttp://onion.com/1f3616y 

    8:20 PM - 17 Sep 2013
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    20 replies 1,247 retweets 359 likes
      1. Trevor Rodriguez‏ @TrevRodrig 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mettaworldcraig @TheDilorg @joedonofrio92

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      1. Spooky Pun for a Name‏ @The_Andy_Brown 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion:'GTA V’ Sophisticated Gaming Experience, Says Man Who Spent 3 Hrs Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truck" lol @teekay1013

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      1. Nicholas Bustos‏ @BalokNB 17 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: ‘GTA V’ A Sophisticated Gaming Experience, Says Man Who Spent 3 Hours Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truck "

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      2. Cornelius‏ @RonProwerd 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @McD1776

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      3. Keith McDonald‏ @McD1776 3 Oct 2013
        Replying to @RonProwerd

        @RonProwerd this article is exquisite! @TheOnion knocks it out of the park once again.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Xander Madere‏ @YaBoiHAL9000 18 Sep 2013
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        @ChilledChaos @TheOnion: ‘GTA V’ A Sophisticated Gaming Experience, Says Man Who Spent 3 Hours Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truck

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      1. Trevor Rosenberg‏ @twittalesstrev 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @bour41

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      1. James Riswick‏ @jriswick 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion:'GTA V’ A Sophisticated Gaming Experience,Says Man Who Spent 3 Hours Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truck"@Mark_Takahashi

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      1. Photo911‏ @TravelinTime2 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @zarias And we wonder why people decide to walk into a Navy Yard and start blowing people away...

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      1. Prof Dauber‏ @ProfDauber 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @RockstarGTAV #GTAV #GTA5

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      1. Andy D‏ @Ultima_Fate 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @duncantrussell ahh what a time to be alive :-)

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      1. Matthew Starcher‏ @mattStar1016 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion ah-America-the land of virtual opportunity; living in mom's basement exercising the demons of a pathetic youth...

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      1. Fiyah & Andy‏ @FiyahAndy 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion What Grand Theft Auto Taught Me! http://youtu.be/bjJ0aDhfz04 

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      1. J‏ @showcapricalove 17 Sep 2013
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        @theonion "that guy has ISSUES-I'm just making lime green cars!" -my #Brony 's response to me reading your article to him #GTAV

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      1. J‏ @showcapricalove 17 Sep 2013
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        @theonion My #Brony has been buying cars, doing yoga, & swimming! #GTAV

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      2. Zach Myers‏ @zrmyers 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @slaterman was this you?

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      3. LuckySansei‏ @slaterman 18 Sep 2013
        Replying to @zrmyers

        @zrmyers @TheOnion I don't see a link here Myers

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      4. Zach Myers‏ @zrmyers 18 Sep 2013
        Replying to @slaterman

        @slaterman look at the top tweet in the conversation

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