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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2013

    Desperate Nation Tries Getting On Board With Mass Shootingshttp://onion.com/19bYBsN 

    7:45 PM - 17 Sep 2013
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    25 replies 111 retweets 43 likes
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      2. OFF-WITE‏ @OFF_WITE 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion learn the meaning of #TooSoon

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Aaron Marner‏ @A_Mar32 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @OFF_WITE

        @kong_ish @TheOnion learn the meaning of #Satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. OFF-WITE‏ @OFF_WITE 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @A_Mar32

        @A_Mar32 @TheOnion I don't know you, but you seem aggressive. I like satire, just not in bad taste.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. OFF-WITE‏ @OFF_WITE 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @DocSkraynj

        @DocSkraynj @A_Mar32 @TheOnion not sure why anyone is concerned w my personal taste, I should have just said #WompWomp, this joke sucks.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. OFF-WITE‏ @OFF_WITE 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @OFF_WITE

        @DocSkraynj @A_Mar32 @TheOnion I have no idea who you are, and I don't understand why you're judging me, but don't worry, Jesus Saves!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Chris Gillespie‏ @LivinNThePast 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @OFF_WITE

        @kong_ish @DocSkraynj @A_Mar32 @TheOnion I wish my last name was kong. Best name ever

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ken Bringenberg‏ @Rylo__Ken 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Not funny whatsoever.

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      1. Christo Volksto‏ @ChristoVolksto 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Beautiful

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      1. Leftist Street Thug‏ @awfularte 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I love you so much the onion

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      1. Matthew Starcher‏ @mattStar1016 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion what is funny; we are divided by those who laugh at doomsdaypreppers and those that take notes during show; the latter is growing.

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      1. Schmick Schmoisen‏ @CoachBois 17 Sep 2013
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        @jgkfan @MeatSauce1 “@TheOnion: Desperate Nation Tries Getting On Board With Mass Shootings http://onion.com/19bYBsN ”

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      1. Rebecca Bond‏ @RebeccaBond007 17 Sep 2013
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        Hunger Games America : “@TheOnion: Desperate Nation Tries Getting On Board With Mass Shootings http://onion.com/19bYBsN ”

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      1. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion "Desperate Nation Tries Getting On Board With Mass Shootings" Chicago sets the pace -http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2013-chicago-murders …

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      2. Dovah CosDev‏ @DovahDeviant 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion speaking of taste, did someone say something about eating children? I'm starving

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      3. Kyle Trojan Murphy‏ @KyleTrojanMurph 17 Sep 2013
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        @DovahDeviant @TheOnion are they free range children? Organic? Or are these GMO children in a can?

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