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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2013

    In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreachhttp://onion.com/1f2PwYe 

    3:20 PM - 17 Sep 2013
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      1. Dave Charest‏ @DaveCharest 17 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ” Ha!

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      1. Eric‏ @eric_berge 17 Sep 2013
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        If only. “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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      1. Aaron Crocco‏ @AaronCrocco 18 Sep 2013
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        @Gozer360 LOL. RT @TheOnion In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreachhttp://onion.com/1f2PwYe 

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      1. Joshua Boccanfuso‏ @joshfuso 17 Sep 2013
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        Spot on!!! “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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      1. CJ 'Butterfingers' Alred‏ @Cjalred 17 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ” @MyRealNameIsBen

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      1. Jamie Joyce‏ @jamie_joyce 17 Sep 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe  cc @NicoSGonzalez

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      1. Andrew Richardson‏ @TheSneakyEwok 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion haha! I get it! Because they ACTUALLY focus on crime and violence! Y'all are really good at jokes! #easyhumor

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      1. Bro Fierro‏ @Uncalled4Bro 17 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ” @GreMeHe

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      1. David Lawson‏ @dtlawson 17 Sep 2013
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        Fantastic RT @TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreachhttp://onion.com/1f2PwYe 

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      1. Jamal Thalji‏Verified account @jthalji 17 Sep 2013
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        I love learning RT @TheOnion In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreachhttp://onion.com/1f2PwYe 

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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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      1. Jerome‏ @jeromec1985 17 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ” Amazing

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      1. Nora Rothschild‏ @NoraRothschild 17 Sep 2013
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        Ha!! “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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      1. joelle‏ @joellelizabeth_ 17 Sep 2013
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        Lol STOP. "@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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      1. poopity scoopy‏ @mcfarlanesj 17 Sep 2013
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        "@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe " @WillTJones

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      1. Pam Helberg‏ @PamHelberg 17 Sep 2013
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        Oh thank god: “@TheOnion: In Focus: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach http://onion.com/1f2PwYe ”

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