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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2013

    Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’http://onion.com/151cW94 

    6:20 PM - 16 Sep 2013
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    18 replies 301 retweets 116 likes
      1. Eli Yokley‏Verified account @eyokley 16 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #2016watch RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’http://onion.com/151cW94 

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      2. Sara‏ @SaraPaige78 16 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ” @ggottawa oh no! :)

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      3. Greg Gallagher‏ @ggottawa 16 Sep 2013
        Replying to @SaraPaige78

        @SaraPaige78 I bet Sarah Palin read this article, and will rant on Fox News about how Dem frontrunners are depressing Americans.

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      4. Sara‏ @SaraPaige78 16 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ggottawa

        @ggottawa You think Sarah Palin reads??? ;) If so, I pray to God she mentions @TheOnion as one of the newspapers she reads daily.

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      5. Greg Gallagher‏ @ggottawa 16 Sep 2013
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        @SaraPaige78 You betcha! And I pray the same.

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      1. An Idiot's Soliloquy‏ @IdiotSoliloquy 16 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ” Couldn't agree more (*urp*)

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      1. Cynthia Denny‏ @cgrendy3 16 Sep 2013
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        @Karl3c “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ”

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      1. Mastracchio  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Emastrac 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion pass the Prozac

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      1. Kurt Ehlert‏ @kurtehlert 17 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ” Prozac, please.

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      1. poneet [名前 : ポ | 大人学生と 🇨🇦人]‏ @poneet 17 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMGLOL

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      2. bЯasmi‏ @brasmi 16 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @Anderson6 A big trigger for me: the words “Biden” and “Iowa” in the same sentence.

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      3. Lois‏ @Anderson6 17 Sep 2013
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        @brasmi @TheOnion I don't know - laughter might be the best medicine #2016

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      1. LiesCatherinetoldme‏ @CatherineLhill 16 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’

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      1. Mike Gatto‏Verified account @mikegatto 16 Sep 2013
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        Locally, it's CD4 and SD 25. RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’http://onion.com/151cW94 

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      1. Sway Steward‏ @swayze 16 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ” I'm slipping deeper & deeper..

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      1. Karen Hawkins‏ @Kcookswithlove 16 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion might be funny if it weren't so true!! :- /

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      1. Michelle D. C.‏ @GeminiMess 16 Sep 2013
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        Damn now I am depressed!!! “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ”

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      1. Joyce Fitzpatrick‏ @jfitzcomm 16 Sep 2013
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      1. Corey Christiansen‏ @coreycj5 16 Sep 2013
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        LOL RT “@TheOnion: Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words ‘2016 Frontrunners’ http://onion.com/151cW94 ”

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