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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Sep 2013

    Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The Newshttp://onion.com/19Q4g8Q 

    3:45 PM - 13 Sep 2013
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      1. Steve Bernard‏ @Bernie82_ 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ” @m_modha

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      1. Mar Brad‏ @postparks 14 Sep 2013
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        Mar Brad Retweeted The Onion

        I was surprised to read that he doesn't live in Montgomery County. @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/378650773879816192 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q 
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      1. Galen D. W████‏ @galendw 14 Sep 2013
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        Pretty much, yep. RT @TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The Newshttp://onion.com/19Q4g8Q 

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      1. Kendall Radkins‏ @devildegg 14 Sep 2013
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        Vicarious by TOOL comes to mind “@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ”

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      1. Daniel Krumm‏ @DanKrummPerc 13 Sep 2013
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        So, me, then. They didn't mention my favorite, @NPR “@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ”

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      2. VerLen and Sydney ♜‏ @Glorygirlone 13 Sep 2013
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        @MAF11 @theonion @joshgroban Or we hope that's true....

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      1. SaraJo‏ @sajones55 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @joshgroban in your spare time, when you're busy doing mega-star stuff, you should write for @TheOnion

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      1. Amanda douglass‏ @douglass_amanda 13 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @joshgroban that is some sick reporting -LOL!!

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      1. Edward Hoffman‏ @E_L_Hoffman 13 Sep 2013
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        The number 1 news outlet. RT @TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The Newshttp://onion.com/19Q4g8Q 

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      1. Angela Jensen‏ @JustAngela1 13 Sep 2013
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        LOL!! Sicko!! LOL!! ;) That's the best! :) @joshgroban @TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ”

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      1. najwa‏ @najwa_ak 13 Sep 2013
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        LOL - “@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ”

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      1. Jabin‏ @Jabinasad 13 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Is this illness contagious? I've just found myself watching the news. God help us

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      1. Chris‏ @mcrudh 13 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q ” @fsudoops

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      1. VerLen and Sydney ♜‏ @Glorygirlone 13 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Okay...

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      1. Michael  🦕 Harrison‏ @mikeh91 13 Sep 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q " Brilliant

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      1. Traci Degerman‏ @TraciDegerman 13 Sep 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News http://onion.com/19Q4g8Q " Then I'm not the only one?

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      1. Marguerite de Bohun‏ @MdeBohun 13 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion This is a send-up right? What's wrong w following the news. That's what it's there for. That's why there are so many news channels

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