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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2013

    10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Videohttp://onion.com/1bbfOHu 

    6:45 PM - 12 Sep 2013
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    13 replies 70 retweets 62 likes
      1. melodieholmes‏ @melodieholmes 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MUST read - you'll be surprised. “@TheOnion: 10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Video http://onion.com/1bbfOHu ”

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      1. melodieholmes‏ @melodieholmes 13 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion be well. You have brilliantly juxtaposed what matters: The wrecking ball that has crashed into your life. Best perspective ever.

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      1. Daniel Tilem‏ @dtilem 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion so...um I know this is a parody website but is the author really ill with lymphoma? That's just really sad :( please clarify.

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      1. Jillybean‏ @MamaBinxie 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I hope you have a speedy recovery #cancersux

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      1. Chris Sherwin‏ @Soylent81 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion bravo!

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      1. Ron Hromadka‏ @RonHromadka 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm just glad she likes riding large balls!

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      1. Batman‏ @Jax8713 12 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Video http://onion.com/1bbfOHu ” It made me chuckle.

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      1. Christine Upton‏ @ablanccanvas 12 Sep 2013
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        Slideshow Bob (hope you pull thru this) @TheOnion | 10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Video http://onion.com/1bbfOHu 

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      1. TeresaBlake‏ @TeresaBlake 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion exactly!we all have our own lives to live & her video doesn't really matter.brilliant!

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      1. Matthew‏ @_Mattius_ 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Fed up of hearing about her now.

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      1. Ben L‏ @snoylnimajneb 12 Sep 2013
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        This. Is. Amazing. “@TheOnion: 10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Video http://onion.com/1bbfOHu ”

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      1. Self Exile Perdesi‏ @superfares 12 Sep 2013
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        #Pakistan #Karachi RT @TheOnion: 10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus 'Wrecking Ball' Videohttp://onion.com/1bbfOHu 

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